Sneak Peek: ‘South Park’ Takes on Tiger Wood’s Scandal
By · Comments“South Park” would not miss the chance to mock on Tiger Woods and his press conference to confirm that he had performed infidelity in the past. The married golfer is animated in the Comedy Central series and the character said he’s entitled to enjoy the temptation that comes with being a successful celebrity. Cartman is seen behind him throughout.
The Tiger Woods episode will be the opening of the 14th season which begins Wednesday, March 17. “It’s such an important issue in America right now – the sex addiction outbreak,” creator Matt Stone told the AP on Friday, March 12. “We’re all really concerned about him and hope he gets better.”
Stone, who worked on the show with Trey Parker, said that they could make an entire season out of Woods’ story. “There’s a delicacy in talking about (Woods) that we don’t have to worry about,” Stone said.
Tiger Woods made a statement before selected audience at TPC Sawgrass, home of the PGA Tour, on February 19 in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. He admitted to cheating on wife Elin Nordegren and asked for privacy during the difficult time. Stone said he was both fascinated and disgusted by Woods’ public apology, but would not reveal how they will translate it on the episode.
Best of South Park Season 2 Quotes
By · CommentsAfter ending season one of South Park with a cliffhanger, Matt Stone and Trey Parker decides to give us a lovely April Fool’s season two premiere about a completely unrelated Terrance and Phillip adventure.
Don’t worry, by episode two, they wrapped up the mystery of who Cartman’s father was. Spoiler alert: it was Cartman’s mom, she’s a hermaphrodite.
From there, season two went on to give us such wonderful things as Cartman as a cop (”respect my authority!”), the conjoined fetus nurse, Chef’s chocolate salty balls, and the infamous “Chef Aid.”
If you haven’t caught on by now, we’re going to end this post with our hand-picked best of season two South Park quotes, so enjoy:
Jimbo: Well, looks like we’re not going anywhere for a long time.
Director: We’re snowed in?
Mayor: Yes! We’re trapped!
Mr. Garrison: Like sailors on a submarine…
Mayor: My god, this is the worst storm I have ever seen!
Director’s Assistant: Oh, I have to get out of here; I haven’t eaten since breakfast.
Officer Barbrady: Yeah, I’m getting kind of hungry, too!
Jimbo: I hope you all don’t realize what we’re facing here… Our only option might be to…eat each other to stay alive.
Cartman: Ey! I am a cop, and you will respect my authoritah!
Cartman: Dude, that is not cool! Chopping off wee-wees is not cool!
Jesus: In our competition for ratings, we all lost sight of why we got into showbusiness in the first place.
Ned: Yeah. Titties and beer.
Jesus: Actually, I was referring more to the pursuit of truth…
Ned: Are fireworks legal in Mexico?
Jimbo: Hell, everything’s legal in Mexico. It’s the American way.
Cartman: I love your chocolate salty balls, Chef!
Mr. Garrison: And, so, children, that’s how you tell a prostitute from a police officer. Now, are there any questions? Yes, Kyle?
Kyle: What the hell does that have to do with American history?
Mr. Garrision: Good question, Kyle. Are there any other questions?
Kyle: Mr. Garrison, I’m the only one here. Everyone else has chicken herpes.
Mr. Garrison: A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn’t rhyme and it’s totally stupid.
Sharon: Stanley look who’s here, Aunt Flo.
Aunt Flo: Hello Stanley, remember me?
Stan: Hi Aunt Flo.
Sharon: Now Stanley, Aunt Flo only visits once a month. Be nice.
Charles Manson: Come on, I’ll hotwire your grandpa’s car.
Stan: Do you really think we should go with this guy?
Cartman: Stan, don’t be such a dumbass, you have to trust people.
Kyle: Do you ever think maybe you shouldn’t give your son coffee?
Mrs. Tweek: Why would you say that?
Kyle: Well, look at him. He’s always shaky and nervous.
Mrs. Tweek: Oh, that. He has A.D.D., attention defecit disorder. That’s why he’s so jittery all the time.
News Presenter: The prehistoric ice man is thought to be from the late Neo-Post-Jurassic era, where he was probably part of a hunting and gathering tribe that lived on Waterson Street.
South Park creators making a Mormon musical
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Some things you just can’t make up. South Park
creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are working with Avenue Q songwriter Robert Lopez to create a new off-Broadway musical. The subject matter is “under wraps”, which means everybody knows what it is. In this case, it’s about the Mormons and likely about the founding of the faith. South Park has already dealt with this topic with a small-scale musical of its own.
When this is finally released, tickets are going to be practically impossible to get. Trey Parker and Matt Stone and a religion-skewering musical are a winning combination. They even already have a song from the Mormon South Park episode called “Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum” (at least that’s what I call it). It wouldn’t be surprising if that catchy tune made it into this musical.
Do you plan on seeing this team’s Mormon musical? Let us know in the comments.
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South Park Season 13 Episode 11 “Whale Whores”
By · CommentsFor Stan’s birthday, he and his family go to the Denver Aquarium where they plan on swimming with dolphins. Unfortunately things go from bad to worse when the Japanese attack and kill all the dolphins. The Japanese seem hellbent on killing all the worlds dolphins and whales, but Stan takes up the cause to try and save the marine animals from senseless slaughter.
PRESS RELEASE:
THE JAPANESE ARE KILLING DOLPHINS AND WHALES
IN AN ALL NEW “SOUTH PARK”
PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28
AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
NEW YORK, October 26, 2009 – The Japanese are on a mad-hunt to kill all the world’s dolphins and whales in an all-new “South Park” titled, “Whale Whores,” premiering on Wednesday, October 28 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.
South Park Season 13 – ‘Butters’ Bottom Bitch’
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become? Brilliantly silly. For a show that’s become known for its political satire and social commentary, it’s refreshing to have an episode that won’t seem dated two years from now. There are no presidential speeches inserted from the night before. No dead celebrities to contend with. Nope, this time we get another Butters episode. A Butters episode where he gets his first kiss, becomes a man, and starts a new career.
Of course, this being SOUTH PARK, there is a twist. Butters becoming a bonafided pimp will have viewers forgetting about his stint as Golem or as the wonder kid who saved Imagination Land. From now on, he may be known as the nicest, most considerate pimp ever to grace television, do you know what I am saying? But besides being the only pimp who speaks in proper English, he is also the only pimp to get his bitches, as he so lovingly calls them, homes and a healthcare plan.
It’s an absurd notion, one that has defined SOUTH PARK’s style. They strive to be as ridiculous as possible, push the boundaries of television decency as far as they can, and just when you thought the limit was reached, push it a little further.
Exhibit A: the police chief going undercover, posing as a “Yolanda“, to bust anybody picking up a prostitute. Did I say posing? I meant the police chief actually becoming a genuine full fledged hooker to bust anybody picking up a prostitute. His dedication is unquestioned as he follows through on his sting operations from start to finish. His little night at a fraternity house and the “evidence” he deposits after may leave some feeling nauseous, but well worth the laugh.
Toilet humor? Without a doubt. Raunchiness taken to the limit. Again. What else do you expect from SOUTH PARK? If we the viewers have learned anything over the years from these guys, it’s that nothing is sacred. Martha Stewart decorating her queefs? Check. The Jonas Brothers spraying their white hot foam all over little tween girls? Check. Mr. (or Mrs. at the time) Garrison’s penis genetically cloned penis running loose attached to the back of a mouse? Check.
If you are still surprised by anything these guys do, you obviously haven’t tuned into SOUTH PARK in a while. Like never. In that respect, “Butters’ Bottom Bitch” was rather tame. Heck, in the end, Butters even learns a lesson. He finds he can no longer be a pimp because he realizes that love shouldn’t be bought, but rather it should be fostered in an intimate relationship, the way “Yolanda” and her pimp have.
It’s mockery, lunacy, and all things zany. SOUTH PARK will always teeter on the verge of going too far, but hey, that’s why we watch. SOUTH PARK is not about being timid. It’s about taking risks, making episodes about topics most TV shows wouldn’t touch. Prostitution may not be funny, but an episode about prostitution sure is. And maybe right there is where their genius lies.
Some of the best episodes of South Park are simple extensions of a single joke. Parker and Stone will present one simple idea and then play it to death usually, when it works, just before it goes so far that it’s annoying. Then there are episodes that deftly mix multiple elements together for a hilarious episode.
“The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers” fits into the latter category. It’s not just a fun parody of The Lord of the Rings, it’s also a great treatment of these adolescents boys first experience with pornography. The show puts these elements to great use while also utilizing a lot of peripheral characters in a fun way. The episode, in a lot of ways, serves as a grand tour of South Park.
But, as has happened often since his introduction, Butters steals the show. After accidentally watching the porno movie – he goes insane. Gollum insane. Now he’s after “his precious,” while the other boys are tasked with returning the tape. Meanwhile, the 6th graders, who are a bit more “learned” in what might be on the tape – want it too.
As the plot mirrors the events of Lord of the Rings, it’s fun to watch as other kids join in. Like when they go to Clyde’s house and ask to speak to the “Elf of Feragon” – it takes Clyde a minute and he has to shut the door and return in costume – and in character. There’s a great dichotomy here between the 4th graders and the 6th graders. It’s essentially the difference between kids who are still into dressing up and playing make-believe and the kids who essentially lost interest in doing that when they became interested in watching a porno tape.
There’s also a lot of nice little jabs at the LOTR phenomenon, it’s pretensions and over indulgence – both in terms of the movies and the books (I say this as a huge fan). While at the same time acknowledging the power the series has with its fans. It’s fun to watch the show juggle the stories and hit several targets within one scene.
Trey Parker has said of this episode that it’s “a perfect example, to us, about how much fun the show can be when it’s just kids being kids.” It’s sometimes easy to forget that this is, for the most part, how South Park got started before expanding its character roster and frequently tackling pop culture and other issues as well as the trials of small time adolescence. This is an episode that manages to do just all of that at once, in twenty-two minutes.
South Park Theme song Lyrics
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I’m goin’ down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation.
Goin’ down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night
People shouting Howdy Neighbor
Heading on up to South Park.
Gonna see if I can’t unwind
I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas (this is really what he says…know you know why you can’t understand it)
Susan Boyle Mocked in ‘South Park’ Episode
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YouTube phenomenon Susan Boyle makes the list on “South Park” and makes one of them sick. On Wednesday, April 22 episode, Ike who was leaving for Somalia, writes a note to his parents saying that he wants to venture out to the ‘tropical paradise of waterfalls and skull islands’ because he will puke if hearing the name of Boyle once again.
“Dear Mommy and Daddy,” big bro Kyle read the note, “I am running away. I am sorry, but I can no longer handle the monotony of middle-class life. Everyone at school is a f–king idiot, and if one more person talked to me about that Susan Boyle performance of Les Miserables, I was going to puke my balls up through my mouth.”
Boyle was the 47-year-old woman who auditioned for “Britain’s Got Talent” and amazed the judges with her angelic voice. He performance of “I Dream a Dream” received million of hits on YouTube and she was soon a familiar face both in U.K. and U.S. TV shows.
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Cartman plans to run away from home to live the life of a pirate in an all-new episode of South Park titled, “Fatbeard,” premiering on Wednesday, April 22 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on Skull Island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits, if they can just get to Somalia.
Launched in 1997, “South Park,” now in its 13th season, remains the highest-rated series on Comedy Central. “South Park” repeats Wednesdays at 12:00 a.m., Thursdays at 10:00 p.m. and 12:00 a.m. and Sundays at 11:00 p.m. and 2:00 a.m.
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South Park 13.07 Fatbeard – Press Release
By · CommentsCartman launches his perfect pirate club in an all-new “South Park” on wednesday, april 22 at 10:00 p.m. On comedy central
CARTMAN PLANS TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME TO LIVE THE LIFE OF A PIRATE in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “Fatbeard,” premiering on Wednesday, April 22 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.
