It’s pinewood derby time in an all-new “South Park” on wednesday, april 15 at 10:00 p.m. On comedy central

Building A Pinewood Derby Car Is The Opportunity For Some Good Old Fashioned Father-Son Bonding Time in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “Pinewood Derby,” premiering on Wednesday, April 15 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
RANDY IS DETERMINED THAT STAN WILL WIN THIS YEAR’S PINEWOOD DERBY. He comes up with a PLAN that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time in an all-new “South Park” on wednesday, april 8 at 10:00 p.m. On comedy central

Creative differences ruin friendships in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “Fishsticks,” premiering on Wednesday, April 8 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.

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It’s April fools day on an all-new “South Park” on Wednesday, April 1 at 10:00 p.m. On comedy central

THE 4TH GRADE BOYS ARE THE VICTIMS OF AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE in an all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “Eat, Pray, Queef,” premiering on Wednesday, April 1 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn’t go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.

Season: 13    Episode: 4    First Aired: 4/1/2009        Prod Code: 1304

The boys find themselves victims of an April Fool’s Day joke, and it doesn’t go over well at all. Butters is down, Cartman is infuriated and the rest of the boys are scared it’s going to happen again.



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Randy knows how to fix the economy in an all-new “South Park” on wednesday, march 25 at 10:00 p.m. On comedy central

Everyone in South Park is busy pointing fingers when it comes to who is responsible for the state of the economy in all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “Margaritaville,” premiering on Wednesday, March 25 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile an unlikely savior makes the ultimate sacrifice to solve everyone’s problems.

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One young citizen takes it upon himself to maintain order during a time of despair in South Park. An all-new episode of “South Park” titled, “Who Is The Coon?,” premiers on Wednesday, March 18 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

“The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “Mysterion” and challenges the Coon’s place as a “symbol” for the town.

Comedy Central is back with its 13th season of “South Park” and the show has decided to take on Jonas Brothers in the first episode. The animated satire will have the three brothers as its object of ridicule in the episode called “The Ring” which is aired on Wednesday, March 11.

In a bid to get lucky, Kenny McCormick takes his new girlfriend, which is allegedly a Miley Cyrus lookalike, to a Jonas Brothers concert. His plan is quickly squashed when he and his girlfriend are given purity rings by the brothers. The real life Jonas Brothers have been the center of the town’s talk when they were known to wear a promise ring to keep themselves virgins until married.

“The Ring” will be aired at 10:00 P.M. ET, but will be repeated multiple times throughout the week. The schedule are Thursday, 12:00 A.M. And 10:00 P.M.; Friday, 12:00 A.M. and 2:30 A.M.; Saturday 12:30 A.M.;and Monday 10:00 P.M.

Meanwhile, “South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season Uncensored” DVD arrives in stores on Tuesday, March 10, featuring a Blu-Ray version for the first time ever.

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Kenny puts on a purity ring in the 13th season premiere of “south park” on wednesday, march 11 at 10:00 p.m.* on comedy central

KENNY AND HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND GO TO A JONAS BROTHERS’ CONCERT in the 13th season premiere of “South Park” titled, “The Ring.”
“South Park” returns with seven all-new episodes beginning Wednesday, March 11 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.

Thinking it’s his way into her heart and other body parts, kenny takes his new girlfriend to a jonas brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the jonas brothers give them purity rings.

Everybody knows an iPhone user who flaunts his phone to the world the way anyone of us would if we owned something that we believed contained the awesome power of God.

They are always checking their emails or giving you weather updates you never asked for. They always let their phone ring longer than necessary with some ridiculous sounds such as one of those dumb novelty “Pick me up!” chimes or the theme to Sanford and Son to make sure it grabs your attention. Pretty soon, every time they stroke their finger across that smirking touch screen, it subconsciously sounds like fingernails across a chalkboard.

Now, you can one-up your personal iPhone a-hole with this comforting fact: Their almighty cell phone from God won’t let them watch South Park
because it thinks it’s too offensive for their delicate sensibilities.

South Park Studios announced that the application permit they submitted to Apple for the iPhone was rejected not once, but twice because of its “potentially offensive” content.

The app might be down for now, but it could rise from the dead one day. Apple admitted in their response to the studios that the iPhone might evolve into a device that would accept edgier and more potentially offensive material. You mean, the iPhone isn’t perfect in its current state? I’m more shocked than a southern grandmother at a Rob Zombie show.

The good news is Matt Stone and Trey Parker are bound to turn this personal stumbling block to their advantage in a future episode. Past jokes about their movie BASEketball, their fallout with Issac Hayes and Phil Collins getting an Oscar-ectomy are sure signs that South Park is bound to make the iPhone their new comedy bitch.