Season 5
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| 01. | It Hits the Fan | Wednesday June 20th, 2001 |
| The you-know-what hits the fan a 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word
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| 02. | Cripple Fight | Wednesday June 27th, 2001 |
| Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of the new
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| 03. | The Super Best Friends | Wednesday July 4th, 2001 |
| Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they’ve been brainwashed… but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!
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| 04. | Scott Tenorman Must Die | Wednesday July 11th, 2001 |
| Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman’s ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman’s elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.
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| 05. | Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow | Wednesday July 18th, 2001 |
| In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park’s Earth Day festivities.
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| 06. | Cartmanland | Wednesday July 25th, 2001 |
| Cartman inherits ONE MILLION DOLLARS from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyles
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| 07. | Proper Condom Use | Wednesday August 1st, 2001 |
| Thanks to Stan’s “handy” work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues.
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| 08. | Towelie | Wednesday August 8th, 2001 |
| The boys get a brand-new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Unfortunately that can
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| 09. | Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants | Wednesday November 7th, 2001 |
| Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman’s fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children than they ever realized. Go America! Go Broncos!
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| 10. | How to Eat With Your Butt | Wednesday November 14th, 2001 |
| Cartman has finally gone to far when a prank involving Kenny’s sweet cheeks results in him blowing a “funny fuse.” After a photo of Kenny’s better side finds it’s way onto the side of a milk carton, an unusual couple arrives in South Park to claim their missing child. Much ass kissing ensues.
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| 11. | The Entity | Wednesday November 21st, 2001 |
| Frustrated with long lines at the airport, Mr. Garrison (Herbert to his friends) invents a new mode of transportation that
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| 12. | Here Comes the Neighborhood | Wednesday November 28th, 2001 |
| Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little hamlet is rapidly going up the drain, attempt to run the new residents out of town by any means necessary.
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| 13. | Kenny Dies | Wednesday December 5th, 2001 |
| In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny’s life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his f-f-friend’s impending demise.
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| 14. | Butters’ Very Own Episode | Wednesday December 12th, 2001 |
| Butters is back with his very own episode! And he inadvertently reveals a deep, dark family secret about his fathers’ late night “shopping” sprees. Alone and lost Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bathhouses in an effort get back home in time to eat at Bennigan’s for his parents anniversary. A suicidal mom a perverted dad and Butters caught right in the middle of all the wackiness!
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