Season 6
| # | Title | Orignal Air Date |
| 01. | Jared Has Aides | Wednesday March 6th, 2002 |
| As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain in “Jared Has Aides.” In Butters regimen to drop some pounds his parents ground him for getting lyposuction surgery. The plot thickens when the rival weight-loss spokesman finally “comes out” with the secret weapon he used in the fight against fat.
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| 02. | Asspen | Wednesday March 13th, 2002 |
| With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really cares.
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| 03. | Freak Strike | Wednesday March 20th, 2002 |
| The kids learn that Talk Shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people who appear on their show. They immediatly sign Butters up as a guest with a a strange deformity. With the help of some strategic physical enhancement, Butters is sure to beat out all the other freaks and win a prize. However, when there isn’t enough of Butters’ prize to go around Cartman makes a bid for his own guest spot with Maury when he talks him mom into joining him on the segment entitled, “Please Help My Out of Control Child”
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| 04. | Fun With Veal | Wednesday March 27th, 2002 |
| When the boys learn where veal comes from on a field trip to the local slaughterhouse, they instantly turn into junior eco-terrorists (call Tom Ridge!). After calf-napping all the future parmigiana meat in town, the boys blockade themselves in Stan’s bedroom, where Stan develops a “genital” disease from his diet of fruits and vegetables. Maybe tortured baby cow meat really does a body good.
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| 05. | The Terrance & Phillip Movie Trailer | Wednesday April 3rd, 2002 |
| The boys will stop at nothing to watch the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer. Even if it means sitting through thirty minutes of “Russell Crowe: Fightin’ ‘Round the World.” Hey, at least it’s not “That 80’s Show.”
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| 06. | Professor Chaos | Wednesday April 10th, 2002 |
| Cartman, Kyle and Stan have been thinking long and hard about Butters’ job as the replacement friend since dear sweet Kenny kicked the bucket. Unfortunately they feel that his attempts as nice as they are, well just plain suck so they decide to fire him! Butters
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| 07. | Simpsons Already Did It | Wednesday June 26th, 2002 |
| Professor Chaos (okay, it
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| 08. | Red Hot Catholic Love | Wednesday July 3rd, 2002 |
| “Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys” you say? Not on Priest Maxi’s watch. Even if it means traveling to the Vatican and enduring the real-life challenges of a 4K video game, circa 1982. Oh, and Cartman craps out of his mouth.
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| 09. | Free Hat | Wednesday July 10th, 2002 |
| The boys campaign to save movies from directors hellbent on “improving them”; unfortunately, the townspeople are consumed with their own campaign to free a convicted baby killer (don’t ask). In true Hollywood fashion, the hero you least expected, Tweek, emerges; and in true South Park fashion, he fails miserably. Luckily, everything works out in the end…sort of.
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| 10. | Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society | Wednesday July 17th, 2002 |
| After nearly five years and 89 episodes, it finally happens: Cartman gets kicked out of the gang. The reason? Bebe gets boobs and the boys go ape, threatening their friendships and society as we know it.
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| 11. | Child Abduction is Not Funny | Wednesday July 24th, 2002 |
| In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers.
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| 12. | A Ladder to Heaven | Wednesday November 6th, 2002 |
| The boys have to find a way to reach Kenny before they lose their chance at untold candy riches; and what better way to achieve this than a ladder to heaven
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| 13. | The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers | Wednesday November 13th, 2002 |
| The boys are on a mission: return
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| 14. | The Death Camp of Tolerance | Wednesday November 20th, 2002 |
| loveable new character, Mr Slave, makes his debut as Mr. Garrison desperately tries to get fired from his new job as the boys’ 4th grade teacher. Meanwhile, our little heroes get sent to the Deathcamp of Intolerance for not tolerating Mr. Garrison’s intolerable behavior (e.g. sticking a gerbil up Mr. Slave’s ass). Lemmiwinks (the afore-mentioned gerbil) guest-stars.
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| 15. | The Biggest Douche in the Universe | Wednesday November 27th, 2002 |
| When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef
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| 16. | My Future Self and Me | Wednesday December 4th, 2002 |
| When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile, South Park’s own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman is at the helm a new money making venture. Cartman is in the business of revenge.
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| 17. | Red Sleigh Down | Wednesday December 11th, 2002 |
| Once again, it’s Christmas time in South Park. When all the tallies are in, Cartman is over drawn in the “naughty” column. He has to score one big “nice” to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. With the help of Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus, Cartman attempts to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens of Iraq.
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