Season 7
| # | Title | Orignal Air Date |
| 01. | Cancelled | Wednesday March 19th, 2003 |
| Everyone
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| 02. | Krazy Kripples | Wednesday March 26th, 2003 |
| When Christopher Reeve comes to town, Jimmy becomes offended because everyone pays attention to him. Timmy and Jimmy decide to start a gang called the “Crips” allowing only people who are crippled from birth to join (making them the only members). When they decide to take on more “crips” Jimmy and Timmy hang with the five points Crips and pop some Bloods. After gaining acceptence from their Denver chapter Timmy and Jimmy realize that making a gang wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
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| 03. | Toilet Paper | Wednesday April 2nd, 2003 |
| When the boys get held after school by their art teacher for not appreciating art, Cartman convinces them that the only way to get back at her is to… TP her house. After the vengance has been carried out, Kyle’s dreams are haunted with the screams and cries of the teachers children who were in the house at the time, and feels he needs to convince. Nothing that Cartman and a whiffle bat can’t remedy!
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| 04. | I’m A Little Bit Country | Wednesday April 9th, 2003 |
| In order to get out of school, the boys enter an anti-war demonstration. Not really knowing what they’re protesting for, Mr. Garrison decides to teach the boys a lesson by making them write an essay about our founding fathers. Cartman, (being the lazy asshole that he is) says that studying is way too much for a nine-year-old to handle and decides to cook up a crazy scheme in order to get out of it. With a crashing boulder, and electrocution Cartman finally gets what he wants… a flash back.
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| 05. | Fat Butt and Pancake Head | Wednesday April 16th, 2003 |
| One of Cartman’s body parts becomes too famous for its own good. The real Jenny From the Block is enraged to learn that a new “Diva” has stolen her record deal and her boyfriend! South Park will never be the same after Jenny & Ben meet the new “Ms. Lopez.”
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| 06. | Lil’ Crime Stoppers | Wednesday April 23rd, 2003 |
| When Stan and Kyle feel that their play time no longer has any meaning, they decide to become pretend Police Detectives in order to make a difference. When an assignment goes wrong Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the true meaning of being a pretend cop, and the duties behind it. When it all came down to the nitty gritty, things become too much to handle, and they pretend to be laundry mat attendants instead.
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| 07. | Red Man’s Greed | Wednesday April 30th, 2003 |
| The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have acquired the town of South Park. The citizens are being forced off their land to make way for a new super highway. Faced with saying goodbye to their friends and their way of life, the boys rally the townspeople to fight back against the rich and powerful Indians.
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| 08. | South Park is Gay | Wednesday October 22nd, 2003 |
| Launching the second half of the seventh series, episode 708 entitled “South Park is gay!” has the whole town joining the hip new homosexual craze. Suddenly, it’s cool to be gay! Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny go head to head with the other kids to see who can be the “gayest,” while Mr. Garrison vows to stop the Queer Eye Guys.
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| 09. | Christian Rock Hard | Wednesday October 29th, 2003 |
| Cartman, Butters and Token rocket to the top of the Christian rock charts with their own messages of faith in an all-new episode, entitled
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| 10. | Grey Dawn | Wednesday November 5th, 2003 |
| After South Park’s senior citizens have mowed down more than a few farmers’ markets, the residents no longer feel it’s safe to be out in the streets. With their well being at stake, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. Unwilling to surrender their driver’s licenses, the elderly fight back.
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| 11. | Casa Bonita | Wednesday November 12th, 2003 |
| Kyle’s parents are taking him and three of his friends to Casa Bonita, Colorado’s version of a Mexican Disneyland. When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over him, Cartman arranges to have poor Butters go conveniently “missing.”
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| 12. | All About the Mormons? | Wednesday November 19th, 2003 |
| A Mormon kid moves to South Park and Stan has to kick his ass. But when Stan and his dad meet their new Mormon neighbors, they become fascinated with how genuinely nice they are. Meanwhile the other boys mock Stan relentlessly for wimping out.
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| 13. | Butt Out | Wednesday December 3rd, 2003 |
| After Representatives from the anti-smoking campaign do their song and dance for the children of South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.
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