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I should have had animal control kill you. Oh, Who you want me to kill?Parks and Recreation - Ron Swanson's Best Moments (Supercut)
I'll kill him, as soon as I'm done with these birds. Well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster. Well, everyone calls me Andy, but my full name is Andrew?
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I've never been hungover. After I've had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak, pan fried and salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.
It is with a heavy heart that I say: Pawnee has been hit with a Tornado Quake! The next thing you'll want to do is ditch the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless. Your house isn't haunted. Can I have just a little bit of time to think about it?
Take as much time as you want. Or just maybe, like, a couple days. And I'm ovulating on Thursday.
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I gotta tell you, Ron. You were absolutely and totally right. Stop talking and get out. The redneck ambulance is a great choice. We can release a publicity shot of a bucktoothed hayseed taking medicine for the first time in his life.
We can figure out the photo later. Yeah, also, as President of the foundation, I'm making a few changes. I'm giving up this office. And no more visits from a masseuse or fancy lunches.
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It's way out of hand. Sweetie, all the money we spend on the foundation is tax deductible. I know, and it's a huge waste of money. I mean, there's plenty of cheap office space around.
And I have an idea for how to use some of the money we'll save. Get yourself a matching nude portrait? First, I'd like you all to check under your chairs. I think you might be surprised and excited by what you find. The EPA has recently reviewed our soil samples, and they determined that we achieved, and I quote, "Minimal acceptable standards. Uh, Councilwoman Knope, you've claimed construction will take 18 months, but a source tells me it will be much longer.
I would-- I would deny that report. I've also learned that the EPA found midi-chlorians in the soil. How serious is that, exactly? It's very serious, Kim. It's almost as serious as email hacking, which is what you have been doing to me for weeks.
I really thought you guys would gasp there. That is a baseless accusation.
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Basically we are being attacked by Godzilla, and to beat Godzilla, we need Mothra. It's time to settle this. Ah, an old fashioned prairie drink-off.
Ugh, what's in that jug? It smells like jet fuel! That's Swanson family mash liquor.
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Made from the finest corn ever grown on American soil. It's only legal use is to strip varnish off of speed boats. If you win, he's all yours, and if I win, I bring him back to the farm for good.
That wasn't the deal! Pour me one too, then. Let me in here! I'm gonna join you and if I win, Ron stays here with us. Leslie, no, don't drink that. We use it to burn warts off of the mules! I made a mistake. She's had enough, call it off. That's not how it works. Wait, I'm subbing in.